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Squirrel Uprising 2: The Revenge
I used to have a different blog a couple of years ago, and there was a running joke about how squirrels were plotting to take over the world. Well, maybe it’s not a joke: A squirrel ignited a fiery...
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Squirrel Uprising: Rise of the black ‘super squirrel’
Well, it looks like the global squirrel revolution may have hit a snag, albeit only a temporary one. It seems the different factions of the Squirrel Liberation Front are turning on each other in the...
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While aggressive black “super squirrels” in the UK are busy extinguishing their inferior grey and red brethren in preparation for the ultimate showdown with mankind, it appears that squirrels in France...
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Squirrel Uprising: The latest updates
Wow. The Squirrel Liberation Front has been busy this week. First, a battle in Milwaukee between a relentless gray squirrel and a homeowner determined to defend his attic at all costs. You can probably...
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All hail the solar-powered squirrel god
Once the great Squirrel Uprising has come to its inevitable conclusion, I have a feeling we humans will all be made to worship this solar-powered glowing squirrel god. It may be blasphemous, but at...
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The most inspiring website dedicated to a pet squirrel you’ll see all day
Meet Sugar Bush Squirrel, an Eastern gray squirrel and pet of Ms. Kelly Foxton. You may already know Ms. Foxton, who, in addition to recording country music and performing at the Grand Ole Opry, has...
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Squirrel Uprising: Spies among us!
Be on the lookout for members of the Squirrel Liberation Front disguised as common household items! Source. Previously: All hail the solar-powered squirrel god Squirrel Uprising: The latest updates...
View ArticleSquirrel Uprising: The hunters become the hunted
In the epic war between mankind and the Squirrel Liberation Front, it seems that mankind has finally gained the upper hand, at least in rural East Texas, where a contingent of courageous men, women,...
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Squirrel Uprising in Vermont: ‘This was an attack’
The Squirrel Liberation Front has apparently struck the Green Mountains of Vermont, “stalking” the residents of the sleepy shire of Bennington. “This wasn’t an accident, this was an attack,” said Kevin...
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Squirrel Uprising: On the hunt for the elusive Mojave ground squirrel
Now that the Navy SEALs have taken down Osama bin Laden, America’s finest can concentrate on a much more elusive, homegrown terror threat: the Mojave ground squirrel. The Air Force claims their quest...
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Checking out of checking in
Haven’t you heard? Check-in apps are sooo 2009. At least that seems to be the lesson learned first by Gowalla and now by Foursquare. You remember Gowalla, right? The Austin-based David to Foursquare’s...
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40 years in the wilderness
Everybody drinks the water from the murky pool Surely as you think you’re well You know your belly aches Everybody learns religion at the blind man’s school Will you reach for heaven When the preacher...
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Fences and neighbors
We keep the wall between us as we go. To each the boulders that have fallen to each. And some are loaves and some so nearly balls We have to use a spell to make them balance: “Stay where you are until...
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The new normal
Well, it’s a new school year, just like last year except completely different. The past two years, I’ve had one daughter in middle school, one daughter in elementary, and one wife in nursing school....
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No coffee for squirrels
I have a confession to make. I’ve started another blog. Well, sorta. I’ve actually started a tumblr, which I don’t consider a “blog”, per se. But I guess technically it is. Anyway, you get the idea....
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A time to mend
My mom is dying. In the last nine months she’s spent maybe a week total at home. The rest of the time has been spent moving from the hospital to a rehab center to a managed care facility and back to...
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In defense of Spotify
Taylor Swift recently made a lot of headlines for pulling all her music from Spotify, arguing that the streaming service was hurting album sales and essentially driving her into bankruptcy, killing...
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Falling in
I don’t know how I feel about the word “introvert”. Introverted, extroverted, Type-A, melancholy, choleric, INTJ, ESTJ, ESPN, whatever. All ways we try to figure out how to measure each other, define...
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When Chrome gets rusty
Eric Limer of Gizmodo recently wrote about why he had finally given up on Google Chrome and gone back to Firefox. “These days Chrome is bloated, slow, and constantly crashing on me,” he complained....
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It is finished
When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. — John 19:30 I have a tendency to whine. A lot. Maybe not as much now as in the past,...
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